A lexophile is a person who loves words and word plays. I do, do you?
A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
If you don’t pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
When you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.